50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes

50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes

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Who doesn't eat at Christmas? A turkey, it's always stuffed!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!!!

What's Miley Cyrus favourite Xmas food? Twerky

What do u get when u cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and Sherlock Holmes......Santa Clues

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? . .The Christmas alphabet has Noel

How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

What do you got if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!!!

What did the first snowman say to the second snowman?  Can you smell carrots?

What's green and invisible?... This sprout

What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? .....The snowballs :-D

What did one Angel say to the other? Halo there.

What do you get if you eat xmas Decorations?  Tinselitis.

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?The elf-abet!

What the top of Santa's playlist...?    Elf-is Presley!

What goes OH OH OH ? Santa walking backwards

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!!!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?  So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa?  A Christmas Quacker!

What's do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes

Why is Christmas like your job?You do all the work and the big guy with the suit gets all the credit

Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they are santa's star bucks

What's the difference between male & female snowmen ?? Snowballs !!!!!

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

Why does'nt santa have any children ?   Because he only cums once a year

Why was santas little helper depressed. because he had low elf esteem. ho ho ho ho

What does a snowman eat for Breakfast??... Ice Krispies!! :)

What's Santa's favourite job to do in the garden?  Ho, ho, hoeing!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots!!

What do you get if you cross frosty the snowman with a vampire?? Frostbite!!

What;s the most popular Christmas wine? I don't Brussels sprouts!

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?Because they were two deer!

What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper! Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

What do Snowmen wear on their heads? Ice Caps!!!!

Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Ever hear the story of Barry the brown nose Reindeer? He was the one behind Rudolf that wasn't too good at stopping

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What do elves learn in school? ...The Elf-abet!

What athlete is warmest at Christmas?  A long jumper

What's another name for Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call an elf wearing ear-muffs? Anything you want, he can't hear you!

What's sits in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby

The best thing to get for Christmas is a broken drum set you can't beat it

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?  He pulled a cracker!

What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Xmas eve? A pack of batteries with a card saying , toys not included!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

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